2007/08/03 - Cocaine Energy Drink is Now No Name Dear Friends of Cocaine Energy Drink, We are back and better than ever. To purchase the drink formally known as Cocaine (AKA: No Name), click on over to http://www.drinknoname.com and pick up a case; to talk about our drink, click on over tohttp://www.myspace.com/drinknoname and see whats the latest buzz. What do you mean: No Name? What we decided to do is to leave a blank space where the name goes so that you can write in your own name. We also provide some cool stickers for the retailers to give out at the register that you can peel and stick to your drink. We thought it would be good to let you exercise your freedom of speech and call it what you like since we cannot call it what we like. Just make sure that you stick it to the man. The renaming of the drink is temporary. We are working very hard to be able to bring back the name Cocaine. We just have to cross some Ts, dot some Is, and kick a little butt first. Keep watching, it will be back sooner than you might think. What can you do to help? What a good question. You can buy the drink. We are a startup company. The FDA fiasco costs us millions of dollars; recall costs, lost sales, and remanufacturing product. Ask your local stores for the drink named No Name. The more drinks we sell, the better chance we have to win the right to use the name Cocaine; legal battles cost money. What about free stuff? We will announce our free sample and t-shirt giveaway program this coming week. Come to our new MySpace page and watch for the announcement. What about Europe? Well, Europeans are not nearly as up-tight as us Americans. We just started European distribution last week and it looks like it will be a boon. If you are going to be in Albania over the summer, look for Cocaine Energy Drink on the store shelves; funny how Bush is always where the Cocaine is going to be. We know everyone loves the name, but we also know everyone loves the drink. We got you the drink back; next we will get you the name back. Hang in there everyone; we are working as hard as we can. Sincerely, Jamey, Hannah, Raymond, Allison, Alicia, Milo, Ruth, and the rest of the Redux Team http://www.drinknoname.com |